Magical Retouching

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Glenn Feron has a little web site promoting his retouching services. It should be mandatory viewing for all teenage girls, especially those with any body image issues. Some of the examples are almost hard to believe, such as the before and after shown above. Even though it is not my thing, I have to admit the man has talent with photoshop.

9 Responses to “Magical Retouching”


  1. 1 pinky

    have you looked through his site? OMG, some of those women needed touching up. it was nice to see the before pictures with the fat lines and cellulite showing. it seems like he has a cheekbone aversion, though.

    amazing what someone can do with a computer…maybe i should send him some of my wedding pics!!!

  2. 2 Kathleen

    Oh, man that site is nauseafying. He’s erased so many bellies and backs. Did you see he even reduced Serena Williams’ belly? I’m sure we can all agree that she does not have a flabby belly. The porn-aesthetic on that site is so gross: plastic-looking skin, wrinkle-erasure, impossible physiques. It is too heinous.

    I disagree that some of the women needed touching up; I think they needed a better photographer in the first place. Most of the photos were so careless, as if the planned retouching meant that it didn’t matter what the original image quality was.

  3. 3 Wah

    I have noticed a problem with over-reliance on digital manipulation at my work. Many photographers have begun shooting with the idea that “it’ll be ok, we can fix it in photoshop.” Unfortunately the end product has a direct correlation to the quality of the initial image.

  4. 4 Kathleen

    Well, to that I offer a resounding LAME!

    However, it does present certain possibilites to people who are actually good photographers. As in, all those sucky photogrpahers can only make your work look that much better without any extra effort on your part.

    Perhaps that is Greenfield-Sanders’ secret!

  5. 5 Wah

    you just have it in for poor timothy.

  6. 6 Kathleen

    Only a little. It’s more of a humorous trope on my part. :)

  7. 7 pinky

    i agree with you on the quick tummy tucks. especially on Serena Williams. you could tell in the original that it was a muscular belly, not flabby.

    i told a friend of mine that i wanted to start a line of clothing that is made for real women and have real women pose for the pictures. Pouchy tummies, flabby arms, those “i’ve-just-had-a-baby-and-my-hips-look-it” kind of women.

    did you know that Lane Bryant stated they would not have “fat” models in their catalogs because “no one want to look at that”? don’t forget, Lane Bryant is a plus-size catalog.

  8. 8 Kathleen

    Total puke. Well, as soon as this stuff:

    http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.11/virtual.html

    becomes more common, we’ll live in a complete fantasy world. When real humans start to look like anomalies, what happens?

  9. 9 pinky

    okay, the digital girls, that is freaking weird. the first, second and last look real!! what the hell?!? what is wrong with normal people? Laruen Hutton made a HUGE career out of having gapped teeth!!

    oh, i’m disgusted.

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