Found: Nat Light Can

If you or someone you know has lost a full can of Natural Light, please send me your name and contact info, or the name and contact info of the person you believe lost this full can of Nat Lite. The can was separated from its owner sometime early Sunday morning, and although it is now empty, it still would very much like to be reunited. Local crime scene investigators believe it may have became lost after slipping from its owners hand while the aforementioned owner was demonstrating a pitching style out the window of a moving car. Again, if this sounds like your can, or you have a good idea whose can this is, please don’t delay the reunion any longer.
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Sadly, my photos demonstrate the need for me to take Gorjus up on his offer to help me re-paint the exterior of the windows.

JPD came out relatively quickly and the officer was polite. In an odd turn of over-zealousness the officer took the “evidence” (i.e. empty beer can) with him. Maybe if it is a really slow week at the crime lab they can practice with the fingerprint kits.

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4 Responses to “Found: Nat Light Can”


  1. 1 gorjus

    Yeah–that’s mine. It kept bouncing off some of the windows . . . thank gawd I found one that would break!

  2. 2 Roy Adkins

    yeah, sorry about putting that lexan in a few of them; I didn’t foresee the problems it would cause you.

  3. 3 Hud

    Man is that weak!
    Jack-asses!

  4. 4 Dr. Wagner

    you guys remember when someone tossed a beer can at us in Hud’s car in Birmingham? We were driving down the interstate and some guy threw a beer at us…I think we must have cut him off. Maybe it was my car? At least the window held up.

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